Welcome to the LDC

May 10, 2004
6pm

So, after sleeping for 7 hours, and generally being lazy for 5, I've decided to put up that links page. If you know me and want your site linked, and it's not up there, lemme know and I'll get on that right quick massa.

As far as the annoying ads go, I would strongly suggest going to toolbar.google.com and downloading that little gem. I've been using it for months now and have had nothing but good times with it. Escpecially that time when we got that hooker and five kilos of coke.... ahhh, good times.

If something is going haywire in the site itself, I'd suggest refreshing the page. If that doesn't work, well, you're on your own. Like I said, I'm learning as I go, and it's only through some fortunate coincedence that I've been able to mostly bypass that ads on this page.

May 10, 2004
6am

Well, I decided to make a web page. And you're lookin' at it. I don't know exactly why I decided to go ahead and do this at 1 in the morning, but I got kinda caught up in the process. So now you get the once in a lifetime chance to see what kind of twisted stuff my warped mind can come up with to put on my very own web page.

So far I've spent about 4 hours learning how to use this HTML editor that I downloaded, and in the process have put together what you see here. In addition to this page, I've done rudimentary bio and pictures pages, with a "links" page to follow soon. I plan on updating the site regularly as I learn new ways of presenting all this shit, time permitting.

I've spent an innordinate amount of time trying to outsmart the damn ads that want so badly to creep onto this page. Free web hosting is a bitch. If you don't have a pop-up blocker, well, you should. As far as the ads on this page, I somehow managed to cover them up through the entire development process, until I added this text box that you're reading now. I guess it opened the door and let all its friends in. But shit, you can live with a little ad like that for the time being.

I'm going to bed.